Just go, get out of here.
No, not without you.

Elizabeth. 20. Nerdfighter.

Captain America, Bucky Barnes, The Vlogbrothers, YouTube, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Star Trek, Teen Wolf, Superheroes, Beautiful People.

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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

15 minutes ago on October 20th, 2014 |698,262 notes

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

29 minutes ago on October 20th, 2014 |345,719 notes

fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

43 minutes ago on October 20th, 2014 |46,812 notes

dragonpie:

gender8end-spider8itch:

saverockandrolloncarinsurance:

mamafrerard:

what if when you smoked, the smoke you blow out is the color of the emotion you are feeling. 

i’m feeling a little gay today

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its a metaphor

this fucking website

57 minutes ago on October 20th, 2014 |129,163 notes

misandry-mermaid:

unwinona:

THIS

This is how you feminist ally.

1 hour ago on October 20th, 2014 |19,858 notes
cutecalliope:

tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

cutecalliope:

tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

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1 hour ago on October 20th, 2014 |181,093 notes

catnipsoup:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

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1 hour ago on October 20th, 2014 |589,510 notes

sizvideos:

Video

1 hour ago on October 20th, 2014 |33,537 notes

earthdad:

the rise and fall

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |104,204 notes
Roses are red / Gender is performative / Mass-market romance / Is heteronormative
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Twitter / sfgnyc: Roses are red / Gender is … (via realhousewives)

OH MY GOSH THEY RHYMED SOMETHING WITH HETERONORMATIVE!!!

(via ajax-daughter-of-telamon)

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |34,496 notes

just-a-julie:

rycbar221:

I know Lord of the Flies is supposed to be a very meaningful and symbolic book, but can we just talk about the fact that at the beginning of the book, Jack gives the fact that he can sing a C# as a legitimate reason for why he should be chief

MY CLASS NEVER GOT OVER THIS AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE DIDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THEY SAID “but i can sing C# i shouldnt have to do it” AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |3,387 notes

viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |168,506 notes

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |642,898 notes

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out

signal boost

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |12,830 notes

tifent:

pickedyou:

tifent:

Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.

and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.

Can someone please

please

please

Draw someone with wings like that

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image

Large version

You’re welcome. :D

seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron

3 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |121,240 notes