Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
Captain America, Bucky Barnes, The Vlogbrothers, YouTube, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Star Trek, Teen Wolf, Superheroes, Beautiful People.
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism
what if when you smoked, the smoke you blow out is the color of the emotion you are feeling.
i’m feeling a little gay today
its a metaphor
this fucking website
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
the rise and fall
I know Lord of the Flies is supposed to be a very meaningful and symbolic book, but can we just talk about the fact that at the beginning of the book, Jack gives the fact that he can sing a C# as a legitimate reason for why he should be chief
MY CLASS NEVER GOT OVER THIS AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE DIDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THEY SAID “but i can sing C# i shouldnt have to do it” AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME
Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny
general banter is the best way to write dialogue
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out
Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.
and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.
Can someone please
Draw someone with wings like that
You’re welcome. :D
seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron